There are four teenage boys in my backyard and I’m so uncomfortable.

Men who flirt with me give me life. I seriously don’t understand how you think we’ll ever work out, especially when I just keep shooting you down.

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

xamity:

feather-pants:

puffy-puff:

laugh-addict:

Gorillaz vs. The Killers - Somebody Told Me vs. Feel Good Inc 

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This is the greatest thing

ever

STOP WHATEVER  YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. NOW.

this is actually what sex sounds like

(Source: koyanami, via bit3yourlip)

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

(via clevermargaery)